STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
