Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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