She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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