Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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