It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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