soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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