Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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