Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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