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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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