She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
vagina is talking i cant
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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