she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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