google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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