Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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