So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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