who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
