I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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