They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
When are your genitals available?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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