You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he shaved USA in his pubs
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Randomize
