I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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