I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
how does that bad decision feel?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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