This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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