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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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