She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Your penis caused this!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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