Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she peed on how many people?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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