Fuck appropriateness.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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