I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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