And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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