shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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