You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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