Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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