Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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