He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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