Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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