I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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