Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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