He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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