Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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