Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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