I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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