Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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