Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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