Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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