I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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