I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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