I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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