What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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