he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Randomize
