saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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