she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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