You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
why is half of my head shaved?
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