Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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