Where is the hickey?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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