God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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