Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
