5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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