office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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